poop on... the beach

and the winners of the "pooetry contest" are:
Akira 1st place winner
Geekbooteek "Runny-up!"
thank you to all who participated, the pooems were all very good!
hopefully burgerlog will have more 'win a turd' contests in the future!

BOWEL BANDITO!

tearing up your colon with an AK-47!thanks to the folks who entered the "pooetry contest" all of them are so good!! we are still deliberating who the winner will be. and I think there will be a "runny-up" prize too. so hang tight, and the results will be announced soon!

POOETRY CONTEST

write your best poem about poo, and win a turd!
(the turd in this picture)
CELEBRITY guest blogger judges for this contest are: Brianne, and Chris!!

the theme of this contest is poo & halloween.
rules: contest starts today, and ends in 2 weeks on oct. 31st at midnight. write you best 'pooem' in the comments section below. your pooem will be judged, keep it PG.
a winner will be announced after the contest is done. good luck!

winner!

the winner of the first 'pooetry' writing contest is emma a. Starchick

Upon A Throne-
Here I sit Upon a throne
A throne of stone
I'm all alone
Except for my poo
My glorious doo
My glorious smorious UPROARIOUS poo
Until I flush(A wondorous rush)
Of brown Going downtown
Swirling 'round

this was a difficult decision to make for the judges. thank you to all who entered the contest. there will be more opportunities to win a turd in the future.

(the above image was made using a camera with long exposure, and a blue flashlight)

WIN A TURD!

first ever 'POOETRY' writing contest!

(write a poop poem!)

the best 'pooem' will win this TURD!

RULES: entrants will write their best 'pooem' and e-mail entries to: info@burgerlog.com

contest starts TODAY, FEB 2nd, and will END friday Feb 9th.

all submissions must be recieved by midnight PST friday the 9th.

the winner will be chosen by a panel of selected (non-competing) bloggers.

GOOD LUCK! and happy pooing!