Tuesday, December 23, 2008

I spy....

what is that sitting in the grass across the highway? (not the semi truck)why a toilet of course! so you can take a crap in the middle of town with a picturesque view!
don't know what it was doing there.... but happy poo years! burgerlog will return in 2009!

Monday, December 15, 2008

5 new poos in the shop

in all your favorite flavors!
poo are what poo eat.  last of '08
and you have a chance to win a pair of my doolie boxes  on TOY CYTE!
update: - all turds have been shipped out either before or on Dec. 16th.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

new poops

now in the shop

next week on monday  at noon pacific time, I will release the last of the turds for 2008.  these last turds are very special, & new.  above is a preview.  all turds ordered this week will be shipped out (tomorrow) friday dec. 12th, by first class mail. 

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

celebrate our crappy economy with the gift of crap!

thats right! our economy is in the crapper, but you don't have to be when you have one of our hand made burgerlog doodie dolls by your side! what better gift this holiday season than the gift of pure crap!
new poos in the shop now!
all prices include shipping.
these turds are the best stocking stuffers too! 
* more poos will be released this thursday around 10 am pacific time, so stay tuned if you didn't get the one you wanted today.

Monday, December 08, 2008

poop drop

tomorrow, around noon pacific time.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

new poos....

new poos will be dropping to the shop next tuesday, and thursday, and maybe a third day to be announced, till the turds run out.   just in time for the holidays!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Poopography Studio Pootraits

photographing poo can get pretty steamy, but thankfully these ones are good subjects.
new poos will be coming to the shop pretty soon.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008


it's your civic DOODIE!this is a very real sign. richmond CA.

I just hope Butt doesn't have any hanging chads!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

(don't) poop on the bay

or in the bay. don't pollute!

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

blood sucking turd

monster rally art show opens  this friday Oct. 10 at G1988 SF.
 show runs thru nov. 1st.

Monday, September 29, 2008

metal for monsters

'metal for monsters' is an idea by blend creations to collaborate with artists, in order to raise money for UNICEF.  each pendant is limited to only 100 pieces.
the site is up and ready-  check it out: METAL FOR MONSTERS!!

Thursday, September 18, 2008


BEFORE: sad and gross
AFTER: green and happy!
(the power of poo!)
poop on the grass! we need a scooper!
we just had some new grass put in, and now it is growing in very nicely.
it just takes some poo power with fertalizer!

Wednesday, September 03, 2008


introducing COLONEL CORN:
He is ready for battle with his 3 golden corn teeth and decorative swirl!
exciting stuff coming down the poopline!
this is the only turd in town that doesn't stink!
a new 'limited run' turd ready to go, made by my favorite company switcheroo! and you can get them HERE right now!!
this will be the first turd in a series, what poop will drop next?

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

turd comic

I have been working on a comic for the past few years for my agents in japan, and now it is finally done!  could have been done sooner, but I like to procrastinate.  it is about a hobo, and turd. it's 32 pages of doodie goodness. this is a sample page.   I don't think it will come out till next year, but I'll post more pages during the year.

Monday, August 04, 2008

loose stools

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

SDCC poop

in a sea of fire!
other turds are just crap, burgerlog doodie dolls are the sh!t!

i will not be at the con, but my sh!t will. 'stink eye' limited edition hand made dung with eye patches. only available at the cardboard spaceship booth # 4737

Monday, July 21, 2008

new pooduct

made of velvet with bedazzled jewled eyes! goes where other turds only dream of. with a magnet inside they can stick to your fridge or other surfaces.
individallly packaged, hand made, and only at cardboard spaceship. I might sell them in the burgerlog shop later.
magnetic turds!

Friday, July 11, 2008

root'n toot'n

all turds were shipped out today, thank you to all who snached them up. I will have another batch in august if anyone missed out. have a pooptacular weekend!

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

the turds are back in town

.....turd town!
10 NEW DOODIES are available right now in the poop shop.
UPDATE: SOLD OUT (10 :18 am)
I'll be making a new batch very soon if anyone missed out.

Monday, July 07, 2008


new turds almost here...new turds squeeze into the shop this wed. july 9th.

Monday, June 30, 2008


who dare be swabbin' the poop deck??!!this 'stink eye' version turd will only be available at
san diego comic con in the cardboard spaceship booth.
only 6 of these special handmade turds exist.
they come signed and with a special bag tag.
(new turds drop in the burgerlog shop next week!)

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

poo pattern

new summer doodies will be sliding into the shop soon. and stay tuned for some other new exciting poop products too! also a very special hand made run of only 6 turds will make a debut at comic-con 08. (pics & info later!)
photo taken on catalina island.

Monday, June 09, 2008

baby #2

... and she is named sophia too!

my friend chris battle & wife eiko had this cute little girl!
and look how nice she is with all her baby poo-cessories!
thanks for sending in those pics, she is a real cutie!

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

osaka part #2

this is the only poop related merchandise I found in osaka.

pretty good though. a turd barette if you want to be a real sh!t head!
deer pooppoo light up my life.
under the bridge is where poop flows
I think this sign says 'pull my finger'

Thursday, May 29, 2008

pooping in osaka

looking out from todaji temple in nara park
inside is one of the largest buddha sculptures in the world
poop swirls only 250 yen!

Monday, May 05, 2008

baby poop

this is baby sophia from los angeles with her poop!!
both sleeping, both with rosey cheeks good enough to pinch!
thanks to my pals tom & jeanette for sending in this cute pic of their baby girl!

Thursday, April 24, 2008


jen and her daughter abby from tucson AZ, sent in some amazing fan art!
 this is a turd playing a guitar!
 burgerlog loves it!!  
a message everyone should heed. "stop and smell the..."
a lovely watercolor by jen. 
these are so fantastic, thank you so much!

Monday, April 14, 2008

turd song

Jen H. sends in these lovely pics of her turd lady brown, strummin' a tune.
jen wants us to know if you look close she is singing on mic #2!
I like that the stool- is also standing on a stool. (both brown)
thanks so much for the pics jen!!!

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

even more from ohio....

lady brown sits among the school wardrobe,
 I hope she does not stain those nice shirts.
 2nd floor- poop!
poo ball corner pocket!
a little dippy for a little dumpy!
thanks again to annastacia for sending in all these great pictures of her turd!!
if you have pictures of your turd, I will post them here too! send them in!

Thursday, April 03, 2008

from ohio!

these funny pictures were sent in by annastasia C. at ohio university.
 this poop  is having some fun xerox-ing his butt! ( I wonder what class you will use that copy for annastasia! )  is this for a fecal report? stool research? 
 nothing better than a studious stool!!   of course he is studying 'international affairs!'  he needs to know the in's and outs. mostly only the 'outs.'
curly brown meets ben franklin.  
a historic meeting that will go down the crapper eventually.
annastasia sent in even more photos that I will post next week, so stay tuned!  thanks so much for the pics, and I hope you are having fun in school.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

bye bye!

farewell dear turds! all doo doos have been shipped out to their new homes.
you should expect the steaming piles soon.
thank you, and I hope you all enjoy your new turds!