teleTurd

looks like the teletubbies set to me, but this is the roof of the new academy of science museum in SF.  I wish my roof looked like this.  I thought I read an article that goats grazed on the roof, but apparently It was only a dream.

 the next new batch of turds will arrive in may to the burgerlog shop.   

HAPPY TAX DAY!!

tea time for turd

and some crumpets too please.  

poop on the table?  where are your manners!

2009!

Bowel Bandito welcomes everyone to a new year!

what will you find at the end of the rainbow? perhaps a load of crap.

rainbow photo in santa barbara CA.

5 new poos in the shop

in all your favorite flavors!

poo are what poo eat.  last of '08

and you have a chance to win a pair of my doolie boxes  on TOY CYTE!

update: - all turds have been shipped out either before or on Dec. 16th.

Poopography Studio Pootraits

photographing poo can get pretty steamy, but thankfully these ones are good subjects.

new poos will be coming to the shop pretty soon.

VOTE!!!

it's your civic DOODIE!this is a very real sign. richmond CA.

I just hope Butt doesn't have any hanging chads!

BEFORE and AFTER

BEFORE: sad and gross

AFTER: green and happy!
(the power of poo!)

poop on the grass! we need a scooper!
we just had some new grass put in, and now it is growing in very nicely.
it just takes some poo power with fertalizer!

loose stools

POOP ON THE FLOWERS!

new turds almost here...new turds squeeze into the shop this wed. july 9th.

STINK EYE! SDCC

who dare be swabbin' the poop deck??!!this 'stink eye' version turd will only be available at
san diego comic con in the cardboard spaceship booth.
only 6 of these special handmade turds exist.
they come signed and with a special bag tag.

(new turds drop in the burgerlog shop next week!)

osaka part #2

this is the only poop related merchandise I found in osaka.

pretty good though. a turd barette if you want to be a real sh!t head!

deer pooppoo light up my life.

under the bridge is where poop flows

I think this sign says 'pull my finger'

pooping in osaka

looking out from todaji temple in nara park

inside is one of the largest buddha sculptures in the world

poop swirls only 250 yen!

lucky turd

all the turds are gone form my shop, but those of you who are interested, cardboard spaceship has 6. (including the one pictured here, and other non-turd plush of mine as well) I hope to make another batch of turds before valentine's day!

thanks to all who adopted doodies, they will be shipped out before the end of this week. I think there will be lots of poop filled stockings this year!
oh, and today is my moms birthday! so happy birthday to my mom!

TURDSDAY is here now

........with fun military inspired namesREAD THIS BEFORE PURCHACING TURDS:

after making a turd purchace, the paypal screen will give you an option to either go back to burgerlog, or do something else... you MUST CHOOSE GO BACK TO BURGERLOG for your transaction to be complete.
new turds available in the poop shop now.

fertalizer

brown makes the green grow.
 NEW turds will be in the shop next week.

BOWEL BANDITO!

tearing up your colon with an AK-47!thanks to the folks who entered the "pooetry contest" all of them are so good!! we are still deliberating who the winner will be. and I think there will be a "runny-up" prize too. so hang tight, and the results will be announced soon!

firmly packed

thanks to all you poo lovers, your turds were shipped out yesterday, and should arrive soon. I will be making another batch of turds before the holiday season- if you want to put a poop in someones stocking this year. also I will be having 'turd contests' coming up, with opportunities to WIN A TURD! stay tuned to burgerlog for more info!
anyone who has a burgerlog turd is encouraged to send in a picture, and I will post it here.

new poos

new poos are available in the shop now.