the POOP DROPS TODAY!

introducing COLONEL CORN:

He is ready for battle with his 3 golden corn teeth and decorative swirl!

exciting stuff coming down the poopline!

this is the only turd in town that doesn't stink!

a new 'limited run' turd ready to go, made by my favorite company switcheroo! and you can get them HERE right now!!

this will be the first turd in a series, what poop will drop next?

a corny pair

matching smiles- pinched loafs with corn!!!
look at those golden nuggets!
you'll see those gems again a second time.

a sad loaf.

if you can guess the correct name of this restaurant pictured in these turd loaf entries,

you will win a "dazzle dung!"