my bloody stool!

shop now for valentine's day! new turds in stock!

show your valentine just how much you care this year with a red velvet turd from Burgerlog! these turds only come out once a year in honor of this momentous occasion, so seize this chance to get a bloody stool of your own!

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shop NOW!!!

while these stools stand alone, if you have a bloody stool in real life, you should seek medical attention.

red velvet turds drop feb. 1st.

in time for valentine's day. because after the love is gone,

these turds will still be around!

goodbye '09- last turds available now!

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last of 2009 turds are up in the shop now. prices include shipping,

and shipping will start as soon as tomorrow!

don't worry, burgerlog will be back in 2010 with lots of new and improved doodies!!

it's like a poop explosion!

new turds plopping in tomorrow!

tomorrow (wednesday Dec. 9th) NEW in the poop shop!! plus lots more!

leafy poo is luring you to nucleus this sat!

come on out to gallery nucleus on sat. Aug. 8th (7-11 pm) i'll be in the upstairs 'club house.'   thanks vinyl pulse!

comic con turds

this year at SDCC cardboard spaceship will have a lot of my original plush available.  here is just a sample for now. more pics to come.   comic con starts july 23rd, so get ready!

new turds in the shop next week!

thats right! next week I will have 10 news turds in the shop! I will do a post early next week with more specific details about the drop, but I'm thinking wednesday is a good day for them to be released.
poop on the poppies!

thanks switcheroo!

thanks to all who came out to the switcheroo show, and braved the crappy weather. this is one of 6 red velvet turds that was at the show.  I hope everyone who came out had fun, because I did.  it was really nice to meet all of you, and see some familiar faces as well!

tired of crappy valentine's gifts?

give your valentine the very best this year!   give them a hand made turd.   

 this friday feb 13th.  there will be some special red velvet valentine's day poops as well!  first come first serve, there is a limited quantity of hand made turds.

also a belt buckle release, and plush apples too!

543-b south raymond, pasadena, CA. 91105

feb. 13th 7-10 pm

drinks and snacks!      see you at the workshop!

pick your poop, pick a part....ASS-essorize!

friday feb. 13th at the switcheroo workshop.

more details to come. and special releases on that day.

switcheroo workshop, 543-B south raymond, pasadena, CA 91105

5 new poos in the shop

in all your favorite flavors!

poo are what poo eat.  last of '08

and you have a chance to win a pair of my doolie boxes  on TOY CYTE!

update: - all turds have been shipped out either before or on Dec. 16th.

new poops

now in the shop

next week on monday  at noon pacific time, I will release the last of the turds for 2008.  these last turds are very special, & new.  above is a preview.  all turds ordered this week will be shipped out (tomorrow) friday dec. 12th, by first class mail. 

celebrate our crappy economy with the gift of crap!

thats right! our economy is in the crapper, but you don't have to be when you have one of our hand made burgerlog doodie dolls by your side! what better gift this holiday season than the gift of pure crap!

new poos in the shop now!
all prices include shipping.

these turds are the best stocking stuffers too! 

* more poos will be released this thursday around 10 am pacific time, so stay tuned if you didn't get the one you wanted today.

poop drop

tomorrow, around noon pacific time.

new poos....

new poos will be dropping to the shop next tuesday, and thursday, and maybe a third day to be announced, till the turds run out.   just in time for the holidays!

Poopography Studio Pootraits

photographing poo can get pretty steamy, but thankfully these ones are good subjects.

new poos will be coming to the shop pretty soon.

blood sucking turd

monster rally art show opens  this friday Oct. 10 at G1988 SF.

 show runs thru nov. 1st.

the POOP DROPS TODAY!

introducing COLONEL CORN:

He is ready for battle with his 3 golden corn teeth and decorative swirl!

exciting stuff coming down the poopline!

this is the only turd in town that doesn't stink!

a new 'limited run' turd ready to go, made by my favorite company switcheroo! and you can get them HERE right now!!

this will be the first turd in a series, what poop will drop next?

SDCC poop

in a sea of fire!

other turds are just crap, burgerlog doodie dolls are the sh!t!

i will not be at the con, but my sh!t will. 'stink eye' limited edition hand made dung with eye patches. only available at the cardboard spaceship booth # 4737

new pooduct

MAGNA TURDS!
made of velvet with bedazzled jewled eyes! goes where other turds only dream of. with a magnet inside they can stick to your fridge or other surfaces.

individallly packaged, hand made, and only at cardboard spaceship. I might sell them in the burgerlog shop later.

magnetic turds!