Thursday, December 29, 2005

artsy fartsy

thank you to everyone who comments on burgerlog, I read each one, and am very delighted by they joyous postings! and if you don't comment, but still look at burgerlog, I hope it makes you smile when you see a poop smiling back at you.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

I can hear the dingleberries ringing!

have yourself a merry little holiday season. may it be brown and full of surprises. I made this turd about 3 years ago, but it looks like I just dropped him off today! this photo is courtesy of the owner who proudly hangs it on her tree every year.
haPOO holidays to all!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Welcome to New York Shitty!

I carried this turd around with me one day. most poos only travel to the sewer, this one got to fly in a plane, without getting flushed.

in a POO YORK minute!

I spent last week in new york & scoured the garment district for new fabrics, and notions. it was a success! NY is a great place for poo inspiration.

Thursday, December 08, 2005


and the Chamber Pot of Secretionsor
Hairy Pooper and the Gobbler of Fecies!

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

missing poo!

I have been informed this doodie has been poo-napped from it's rightful owner. this is an act of terrorism, and the thief will be severely punished.

tammy turd

soft and swirlie!

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

stink pile

Monday, December 05, 2005

devil's finger

spicy with corn!

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

hairy turd

old banana!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

happy thanksgiving!

a cornucopia of poo.

Monday, November 21, 2005

poo hat

so you too can be a sh!t- head!

executive dipsh!ts

I have been dealing with a lot of high powered turds lately. turds that think they know it all, and crap-heads that really enforce power without knowing what they want. I really hope you all get painful diarrhea in the middle of your next
bull-sh!t meetings.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

santa's babies 2004

these were last years droppings. some are smooth, some are chunky, some have a pinch, but they all make a plop.

Monday, November 14, 2005

carrot poo

this smooth softie reminds us, young and old, to eat our vegetables!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

formal fecies

this is formal fecies. he is all dressed up with a bow tie. infact he is so fancy, he is on display at a fancy art gallery.

.....and this is formal fecies, hand in hand with donut doodie. they make such a cute couple!
you might have noticed these doodie designs in the previous sketch post.

Monday, October 31, 2005

poo sketches

these are realistic renderings for future use. I will soon make these into plush poo creatures.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

old poo

this poo is so old, he has become white and petrified. the blurred image makes him have a ghost-like quality.
here he is with his good friend blu-cheese.

cat poo

this is the very first poo I made. he is very soft and fuzzy. I think he has found a good friend.

sleeping poo

this is one of santa's babies!
the card reads:
santa had to make room for all the milk and cookies, so he pinched out a perfect present just for you.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

santa's babies

these are some doodiesI made for a craft fair in 2003. I will be posting doodies from 2004, and also images from my new 2005 doodies soon.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

turtle head

isn't he cute!


Friday, September 30, 2005

it's me!


just starting.... test