P is for 'Pinched Loaf!'

O is for OJ....

He's on the run in a white 1993 grape smuggler.

N is for Nincompoop!

more turds have been added to the poop shop, these will most likely

be the last doodies of 2006.

M is for Muddy Rope!

long and soft, the rope is unbroken and slides out smoothly with little chunks.
the alphabet continues...

L is for Loose stool

the alphabet continues... K & J

K is for 'Kids at the pool'

my brown babies!!!

J is for "Jiggler!"

i is for irregular

I just found out that irregular bowel movements are very common. amanda visell can tell you more about her experience.

H is for Hot Hoagie

it's steamy & stinky!

G is for Grass Goblin

don't step on this guy.

F is for "Fudge Dagger"

jab!! jab! stab!! stab!!

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F is also for FLOATER

and FORMAL FECIES

E is for Explosive Diarrhea!

you may read more about diarrhea here.

D is for Dirt Snake!

The elusive dirt snake slithers out of hiding on a regular basis. This particular specimen is approx. 3 feet in length, girth is unknown. when you come across a dirt snake, it is best to let this creature pass naturally on it's way. humans who try to frighten, or pinch the dirt snake only live to regret a venomous bite on the buttocks.

C is for Clogged toilet!

yes, I will be doing the entire alphabet.

yes, I hope to do a book.

B is for 'Butt Pickle'

Aa is for Anus Angel