Friday, December 22, 2006

turtle heads in a pear tree

12 turds of x-mas:
on the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me,
twelve dung heaps drumming
eleven poopers pooping
nine doodies dancing
eight chocolate stars
five golden turds!
three french farts
two turtle heads
happy holidays from burgerlog!

Thursday, December 21, 2006

ripe and ready for plucking

the dingle berries have ripened to perfection- nice and juicy!! they grow in a cluster because dingleberries like to hang around tight places. sometimes dingleberries are often flushed out of their natural habitat. seasons greetings!

Tuesday, December 19, 2006


these are red and green hanging dingleberries. I think you can make a pie out of them.

Monday, December 18, 2006


the holidays are approching quickly. this tiny little dingleberry
shrub will grow into a huge ripe bush full of dingleberries just in time for christmas eve!

Friday, December 15, 2006

soul mates

soft and smooth, creamy fudge- swirled to perfection.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

brown baby!

Monday, December 11, 2006

grass pooper

sometimes poops get a special friend. this one took a liking to a grasshopper.
my friend kristen did a super job priming the grasshopper for his close-up!
he is missing a leg.... but that's ok!

Friday, December 08, 2006

Pooty in Pink....

or Pretty in Poop??
(december in california people!)

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Ferocious Feces!

rabid! with sharp corn teeth! watch out for this guy in your neighborhood.

Monday, December 04, 2006


firmly packed.
homemade w/ nuts. also from my grandmother's recipe.