Monday, February 26, 2007


the san francisco treat

(or the bridge to Turdabithia)

Monday, February 19, 2007

Thursday, February 15, 2007


the winner of the first 'pooetry' writing contest is emma a. Starchick
Upon A Throne-
Here I sit Upon a throne
A throne of stone
I'm all alone
Except for my poo
My glorious doo
My glorious smorious UPROARIOUS poo
Until I flush(A wondorous rush)
Of brown Going downtown
Swirling 'round

this was a difficult decision to make for the judges. thank you to all who entered the contest. there will be more opportunities to win a turd in the future.
(the above image was made using a camera with long exposure, and a blue flashlight)

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

hapoo valentine's day!

Monday, February 12, 2007

the butt of a joke

you can buy a car from BUTTs motors! I bet it has alot of exhaust.
no butts about it!
the 'pooetry contest' winner will be announced this stay tuned! the managemant at burgerlog has recieved a hefty amount of excellent 'pooetry to sift through!!'

Friday, February 02, 2007


first ever 'POOETRY' writing contest!
(write a poop poem!)

the best 'pooem' will win this TURD!
RULES: entrants will write their best 'pooem' and e-mail entries to:
contest starts TODAY, FEB 2nd, and will END friday Feb 9th.
all submissions must be recieved by midnight PST friday the 9th.

the winner will be chosen by a panel of selected (non-competing) bloggers.
GOOD LUCK! and happy pooing!