assurance

insurance for your ass.

VOTE!!!

it's your civic DOODIE!this is a very real sign. richmond CA.

I just hope Butt doesn't have any hanging chads!

loose stools

muddy swirl

I've been finding some pretty good signs in northern CA.
muddy swirl located on filmore st. in SF.
there will defiantely be a turd named after this.stay tuned to burgerlog this week for a contest, it's your chance to WIN A TURD!

annapoo

an indian restaurant in sunnyvale CA. NO, I did not eat there.
yes this is real!
NEW POOS are coming to the shop at the end of september,
stay tuned for the exact dropping date.

dutch oven

dutch oven cookin' up somthing warm..... and after the stinky steam...
one of these little nuggets is sure to follow.

highly flammable

if your logs have a high gassy content they will float.

fire in the hole!

fire will make turds into a crispy dust!

CRAPELLA!!

is this itallian for beautiful poo!??

burgerlog wishes potato farm girl a very happy birthday today!

fire in the hole!

don't stand down wind from this guy! I sense a warm breeze moving in.

steamy!

no dumping.... again!

and a notice to everyone, I will have NEW doodies available

in the shop next week, so stay tuned!

pretty good sign....

this sign is in san francisco.

the little turtle head that could...

winner!

the winner of the first 'pooetry' writing contest is emma a. Starchick

Upon A Throne-
Here I sit Upon a throne
A throne of stone
I'm all alone
Except for my poo
My glorious doo
My glorious smorious UPROARIOUS poo
Until I flush(A wondorous rush)
Of brown Going downtown
Swirling 'round

this was a difficult decision to make for the judges. thank you to all who entered the contest. there will be more opportunities to win a turd in the future.

(the above image was made using a camera with long exposure, and a blue flashlight)

the butt of a joke

you can buy a car from BUTTs motors! I bet it has alot of exhaust.

no butts about it!

the 'pooetry contest' winner will be announced this week..so stay tuned! the managemant at burgerlog has recieved a hefty amount of excellent 'pooetry to sift through!!'

dumping is actually allowed here!

unlike here.

turd turf

Dottie DooDoo waits at the bus stop.

she drops off some brown packages at the local post office.

then, it's off to work for Dottie! where else would she work?!!

she's a professional!

poo thousand seven

the first post of the poo year. and a craptacular one at that!

I saw this random defacement in SF. I don't know what it means,

but where's the crap calzone?? some hoodlum did a good job.

(poos will be back in the shop soon, so stay tuned)

stoop & scoop!

a fine for poopin'!

NO DUMPING!!

a very stern warning to all!