Friday, December 22, 2006

turtle heads in a pear tree

12 turds of x-mas:
on the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me,
twelve dung heaps drumming
eleven poopers pooping
nine doodies dancing
eight chocolate stars
five golden turds!
three french farts
two turtle heads
happy holidays from burgerlog!

Thursday, December 21, 2006

ripe and ready for plucking

the dingle berries have ripened to perfection- nice and juicy!! they grow in a cluster because dingleberries like to hang around tight places. sometimes dingleberries are often flushed out of their natural habitat. seasons greetings!

Tuesday, December 19, 2006


these are red and green hanging dingleberries. I think you can make a pie out of them.

Monday, December 18, 2006


the holidays are approching quickly. this tiny little dingleberry
shrub will grow into a huge ripe bush full of dingleberries just in time for christmas eve!

Friday, December 15, 2006

soul mates

soft and smooth, creamy fudge- swirled to perfection.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

brown baby!

Monday, December 11, 2006

grass pooper

sometimes poops get a special friend. this one took a liking to a grasshopper.
my friend kristen did a super job priming the grasshopper for his close-up!
he is missing a leg.... but that's ok!

Friday, December 08, 2006

Pooty in Pink....

or Pretty in Poop??
(december in california people!)

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Ferocious Feces!

rabid! with sharp corn teeth! watch out for this guy in your neighborhood.

Monday, December 04, 2006


firmly packed.
homemade w/ nuts. also from my grandmother's recipe.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

homemade pecan poop

for thanksgiving I made this pecan pie from my grandmother's old recipe. it turned out quite delicious, and was easier than I though.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

stoop & scoop!

a fine for poopin'!

Saturday, November 25, 2006


a very stern warning to all!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

the real Corn-ucopia of plenty

happy thanksgiving!

Monday, November 20, 2006

Thursday, November 16, 2006

heavy doodie

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

sh!t storm!

Monday, November 13, 2006

fig. 1

photo realistic rendering
scientific illustration for encyclopoodia Britannica.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

mr. brown is in town!

Monday, November 06, 2006

the brown bandit

...strikes again!!!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

P is for 'Pinched Loaf!'

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

when sh!t hits the fan...

this is softy and... a nice breeze?
this funny picture was sent in by Chris B. in Portland OR.
thanks for the picture chirs!!!

Monday, October 30, 2006

hapoo halloween

say BOO to poo!
the poo-kin patch.
look at that little nugget in there!

Friday, October 27, 2006


steamy! what if people smashed these instead of pumpkins?

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

O is for OJ....

He's on the run in a white 1993 grape smuggler.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

turds in space

Ron in seattle sent in this lovely picture of soggy at the space needle. NEATO!
thanks for the great pic ron!

Friday, October 20, 2006


'invasion of the poopie snatchers'
(add your own title)

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Burgerlog in Japanese!

my agents in Japan have decided that the other side of the world needs to be informed about poop, so thus Burgerlog #2 is born. same burgerlog, in japanese.

I took this picture in japan. it was a poster in a tokyo subway station, an angry dog taking a really steamy dump with his friend, a huge fly. I don't know what this poster was advertizing for, but it is a perfect drawing.

Monday, October 16, 2006

cleveland browns

my friend matt sent in this very nice picture, and has this to say:
"i found my poo checking the website of his favorite team, the cleveland browns, of course."
are they related to the cleveland steamers?
thanks for the picture matt!

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Lord of The Ring Sting

my friend sheila lives in Poopshire with her dazzle dung.
she has taken some pictures of her village. let's have a look...
FLUSH. in poopshire the river is always flowing.
and sometimes you will see a little doodie winking at you...
and around the corner fudge is made...
the back door.
S is for sh!t... or in this case S is for Sheila who took these wonderful pictures!
don't fall in! is this the poop schute?
where's meri and poopin?
and this is her grand sh!t shire! you too can live in the poopshire.
thanks sheila for the great pictures!

Monday, October 09, 2006

N is for Nincompoop!

more turds have been added to the poop shop, these will most likely
be the last doodies of 2006.

Friday, October 06, 2006


steamy and juicy!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006


Dr. Roger D. Kornberg has won the Nobel Prize!

Monday, October 02, 2006

M is for Muddy Rope!

long and soft, the rope is unbroken and slides out smoothly with little chunks.
the alphabet continues...

Sunday, October 01, 2006

happy turdsday!

it's burgerlog's birthday!
yesterday burgerlog turned 1 year old. poo poo gaa gaa.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

poop for breakfast!

this picture was submitted by my friend chris battle. this is his favorite morning cereal, FUDGE RIPPLE!! sad to say- I found out they have been discontinued.
looks like cat turds to me! thanks chris!

Monday, September 25, 2006

scientific device

a probe?

(the car in the previous picture does not belong to me)

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Crap to the Future!

Farty Mc Fly, and Doc Brown inspect the flux crapacitor.

Monday, September 18, 2006

burgerlog in action