red velvet turds drop feb. 1st.

in time for valentine's day. because after the love is gone,

these turds will still be around!

red velvet

red velvet turds will be here in time for valentines day! stay tuned! what a perfect way to tell someone you love them inside and out, to the depths of their bowels!

goodbye '09- last turds available now!

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last of 2009 turds are up in the shop now. prices include shipping,

and shipping will start as soon as tomorrow!

don't worry, burgerlog will be back in 2010 with lots of new and improved doodies!!

it's like a poop explosion!

more turds coming in soon

this wed. the last of '09 dungs will be waiting in the shop.

all previous turds have been shipped, and will arrive soon!

NEW poops in the shop NOW!

prices always include shipping. go get em'

I have a few more stragglers that I will put up next week.

new turds plopping in tomorrow!

tomorrow (wednesday Dec. 9th) NEW in the poop shop!! plus lots more!

New turds in time for the holidays!

Your one stop poop shop will have turds for the holidays. I'll release a few later next week, (wed) and the rest will be in the shop the week of dec. 14th. I'll post more details soon.

turds in new zealand!

these pictures come from my pals dao and dominic! they went to New Zealand and took their turds along for the ride. here is what they saw:

they stopped at mukpuddy studios to chat with another dung!

they had some time to recycle during their vacation too!!

turds can get pretty steamy so it's nice to have a space with good ventilation. this is just outside Rotorua at the mud pools. looks stinky too!!

Turd on a lucious grass field. is that a suppository in the background?? anal orb?

this is a stinky sulfur lake, perfect for growing more dung. it kinda looks like my toilet too.

and here we have 'Idaho potato poop!' and moose droppings. I believe this is what lured the turds to new zealand in the first place. be careful little plop- you don't want to end up petrified on a shelf!!!!

thanks to dao and dominic for the great pictures!!!!! i'm glad they had a wonderful time exploring all the sh!t new zealand has to offer.

if you have a turd, please send in your pictures and I'll post them here!

(PS: new turds will be dropping in the shop early dec. for your holiday needs.)

london turds

here we find a curious turd in london at the famous tower bridge.

this is right by the crown jewels! this little guy might be related to jack the 'ripper.'

ye old turd in london town.

and at the corn exchange in london too. because if your turd has corn, some times you might need a good replacement.

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