shop now for valentine's day! new turds in stock!
show your valentine just how much you care this year with a red velvet turd from Burgerlog! these turds only come out once a year in honor of this momentous occasion, so seize this chance to get a bloody stool of your own!
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after you make your purchase in the paypal shop, please click on the link to go back to the burgerlog site/shop. this will ensure your transaction goes through correctly.
while these stools stand alone, if you have a bloody stool in real life, you should seek medical attention.