Wednesday, April 19, 2006

D is for Dirt Snake!


The elusive dirt snake slithers out of hiding on a regular basis. This particular specimen is approx. 3 feet in length, girth is unknown. when you come across a dirt snake, it is best to let this creature pass naturally on it's way. humans who try to frighten, or pinch the dirt snake only live to regret a venomous bite on the buttocks.

12 comments:

squarehe said...

ssssssssssssssssssssick!

Jared Deal said...

do dirt snakes leave skid marks as they slither about?

pile of poo said...

That is the funniest post by far!
I think i just fell in love with you.

Mark Ackland said...

ha ha! a shit snake!

Scott Tolleson said...

Is that a POOP SNAKE? LOL!

Gabe Swarr said...

I'm scared!

Clarke (Csnyde) said...

This guy is cute and everything, but personally I'm disapointed that you didn't go with everyones favorite for the letter D DIHARREA!

Will we forever be denied to see your brilliant version of America's most feared bowel movement?

Heather_Chavez said...

hahaaahah,
dirt snake ....wait......ewwwwww

Jim M. said...

I'd let that snake bite my buns any day.

Josh Parpan said...

Awesome stuff, I am your fan!

Big Poo said...

I like the fact that you took the time to develop a whole story around the dirt snake. You should do that with all your poo. Both real and fake.

ILOVEGORDON said...

I heard that there is a book in the works with that idea already in the works. Can't wait to see it.