tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17295250.post1246726112385852958..comments2023-10-31T10:20:10.731-07:00Comments on burgerlog: WIN A TURD!burgerloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667349448989649075noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17295250.post-56877442899263130552007-02-09T13:26:00.000-08:002007-02-09T13:26:00.000-08:00Sometimes you're straight,Sometimes you curveSomet...Sometimes you're straight,<BR/>Sometimes you curve<BR/>Sometimes you exit<BR/>like stinky "soft-serve"<BR/><BR/>But no ice-cream truck<BR/>could deliver<BR/>a gift like you<BR/>that makes me quiver<BR/><BR/>Sometimes you splash<BR/>Sometimes you ker-plunk<BR/>Sometimes you spray<BR/>Sometimes you dunk<BR/><BR/>You are my brown autograph<BR/>inside a shiny toilet bath<BR/>You are my brown autograph<BR/>and you stinky design makes me <BR/>laughHobo Divine https://www.blogger.com/profile/06020539566556034892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17295250.post-76605094398477510282007-02-07T21:53:00.000-08:002007-02-07T21:53:00.000-08:00awesome! i'll have to give this a try.awesome! i'll have to give this a try.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00412969018387863576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17295250.post-17080483420849388412007-02-07T20:13:00.000-08:002007-02-07T20:13:00.000-08:00"The Love Song of My Buddy Pooprock"LET us poo the..."The Love Song of My Buddy Pooprock"<BR/><BR/>LET us poo then, you and I,<BR/>When toilet seats are clean and dry,<BR/>A seat cover that is so appealing;<BR/>Let us go, across certain shined tile floors,<BR/>The whirring vents<BR/>Of public bathrooms in cheap highway rest stops; <BR/>And tepid coffee making its way through me:<BR/>Grumblings that follow like a rumbling monster<BR/>Of obvious portent<BR/>To lead you to the only real question…<BR/>Oh, do not ask, “Where is it?”<BR/>Let us poo, the toilet visit.<BR/> <BR/>Out the door truckers come and go <BR/>Talking of Michelob, you know.<BR/> <BR/>The brown drops that plop slowly in whirring waters,<BR/>The brown drops that plop slowly in whirring waters;<BR/>Flicking corn nuggets into the corners of the bowl,<BR/>Lingering upon the buttock that puckers and strains,<BR/>Let drop into the water the bits of indigestible meal,<BR/>Sliding through the bowels, made a sudden dash,<BR/>And seeing that it was impossible to wait,<BR/>Drove to this forlorn truck stop and plunged inside.<BR/> <BR/>And indeed there is relief<BR/>For the brown drops that plop in whirring waters,<BR/>Flicking corn nuggets far and wide;<BR/>The poop is fine, yes the poop is fine<BR/>Healthy, dark and not too big;<BR/>There will be more this very night,<BR/>And time to question that cup of coffee<BR/>That eases bowels so nice as mine;<BR/>Time to wipe and time to pee,<BR/>And time yet for my bottom to be washed,<BR/>And for a thin pair of pants to be properly laid,<BR/>Before meeting the highway and car seat.<BR/> <BR/>Out the door truckers come and go<BR/>Talking of Michelob, you know.Moniquehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05959750685401040573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17295250.post-28565389976842254722007-02-07T16:28:00.000-08:002007-02-07T16:28:00.000-08:00Here I sit
Upon a throne
A throne of stone
I'm al...Here I sit <br />Upon a throne<br />A throne of stone<br />I'm all alone<br /><br />Except for my poo<br />My glorious doo<br />My glorious smorious UPROARIOUS poo<br /><br />Until I flush<br />(A wondorous rush)<br /><br />Of brown <br />Going downtown<br />Swirling 'roundemmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11592320273060911703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17295250.post-46624697435927418552007-02-07T14:15:00.000-08:002007-02-07T14:15:00.000-08:00LOL I didnt know poo could be so fun. Thanks for v...LOL I didnt know poo could be so fun. Thanks for visiting my blog since now I found your site!fJannie aka Chickengirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12548764282291432156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17295250.post-4137917984695599012007-02-07T11:41:00.000-08:002007-02-07T11:41:00.000-08:00what stench from yonder outhouse wafts?
It is my p...what stench from yonder outhouse wafts?<br />It is my past even's meal, my turd!<br />How delicately it floats upon waters so dreary and befouled,<br />gently kissing the bowl<br />leaving lovely reminders of where it has touched<br />what it was<br />and where it will be<br />healthy and proud<br />it sails around and around<br />into the vortex of filth<br />to grace the presence of yon rat or cock-a-roach beneath the busy streets of town<br />you may not see it's beauty<br />for i alone may love it's subtle aromas<br />because "everyone loves their own brand"!!!!<br /><br />-finAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17295250.post-767708549004320842007-02-07T00:47:00.000-08:002007-02-07T00:47:00.000-08:00Those who smelt it delt it.
Those close by felt it...Those who smelt it delt it.<br />Those close by felt it.<br />It has the color of dirt.<br />It is none other than the hershey squirt.poopmagnethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03494354535743718972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17295250.post-64013591182117739972007-02-06T16:17:00.000-08:002007-02-06T16:17:00.000-08:00Haipoo
Dear Swirly Turdhead
How very cute you are...Haipoo<br /><br />Dear Swirly Turdhead<br />How very cute you are<br />You are quite divineAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17295250.post-13123025419798907262007-02-05T10:09:00.000-08:002007-02-05T10:09:00.000-08:00"A Smile's Worth the Smell"
If you're feeling dow..."A Smile's Worth the Smell"<br /><br />If you're feeling down,<br />Don't frown,<br />Just sit down,<br />And think Brown.<br /><br />Soon you'll have a little friend,<br />Coming out of your rear end.<br />But don't be in a rush to flush.<br />Take a little while,<br />to give your little friend a smile.<br /><br />Fore when you do,<br />Look closely at your poo,<br />And he or she'll be smiling back at you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com