goodbye '09- last turds available now!

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last of 2009 turds are up in the shop now. prices include shipping,

and shipping will start as soon as tomorrow!

don't worry, burgerlog will be back in 2010 with lots of new and improved doodies!!

it's like a poop explosion!

more turds coming in soon

this wed. the last of '09 dungs will be waiting in the shop.

all previous turds have been shipped, and will arrive soon!

NEW poops in the shop NOW!

prices always include shipping. go get em'

I have a few more stragglers that I will put up next week.

new turds plopping in tomorrow!

tomorrow (wednesday Dec. 9th) NEW in the poop shop!! plus lots more!

New turds in time for the holidays!

Your one stop poop shop will have turds for the holidays. I'll release a few later next week, (wed) and the rest will be in the shop the week of dec. 14th. I'll post more details soon.

turds in new zealand!

these pictures come from my pals dao and dominic! they went to New Zealand and took their turds along for the ride. here is what they saw:

they stopped at mukpuddy studios to chat with another dung!

they had some time to recycle during their vacation too!!

turds can get pretty steamy so it's nice to have a space with good ventilation. this is just outside Rotorua at the mud pools. looks stinky too!!

Turd on a lucious grass field. is that a suppository in the background?? anal orb?

this is a stinky sulfur lake, perfect for growing more dung. it kinda looks like my toilet too.

and here we have 'Idaho potato poop!' and moose droppings. I believe this is what lured the turds to new zealand in the first place. be careful little plop- you don't want to end up petrified on a shelf!!!!

thanks to dao and dominic for the great pictures!!!!! i'm glad they had a wonderful time exploring all the sh!t new zealand has to offer.

if you have a turd, please send in your pictures and I'll post them here!

(PS: new turds will be dropping in the shop early dec. for your holiday needs.)

london turds

here we find a curious turd in london at the famous tower bridge.

this is right by the crown jewels! this little guy might be related to jack the 'ripper.'

ye old turd in london town.

and at the corn exchange in london too. because if your turd has corn, some times you might need a good replacement.

assurance

insurance for your ass.

been a while....

took a long trip to many places, here is one of them. that's big ben, with big poo!

leafy poo is luring you to nucleus this sat!

come on out to gallery nucleus on sat. Aug. 8th (7-11 pm) i'll be in the upstairs 'club house.'   thanks vinyl pulse!

comic con turds

this year at SDCC cardboard spaceship will have a lot of my original plush available.  here is just a sample for now. more pics to come.   comic con starts july 23rd, so get ready!

poop drop

get your fecies on!

new turds in the shop now.

if you want a fecies for father's day, a turd for graduation, get them here.  the next chance for turds this year will be at the SD comic con, and I will release a batch here again before the chirstmas season.

(price includes tax and shipping!)

chocolate star!!??

new poos drop in the shop tomorrow!!

new turds in the shop next week!

thats right! next week I will have 10 news turds in the shop! I will do a post early next week with more specific details about the drop, but I'm thinking wednesday is a good day for them to be released.
poop on the poppies!

teleTurd

looks like the teletubbies set to me, but this is the roof of the new academy of science museum in SF.  I wish my roof looked like this.  I thought I read an article that goats grazed on the roof, but apparently It was only a dream.

 the next new batch of turds will arrive in may to the burgerlog shop.   

HAPPY TAX DAY!!

"the squirrels made me do it"

show in portland opening april 3rd at grass hut corp!    

amanda visell, michelle valigura, joe ledbetter and myself.

this piece is titled 'camouflage #1'

i'll have other plush animals at the show as well.

poop in a box

for those of you who need to poop on the go!   amazing!

click here to read all about it. the design is kind of cute too!

thanks to matt for sending the link to me!

thanks switcheroo!

thanks to all who came out to the switcheroo show, and braved the crappy weather. this is one of 6 red velvet turds that was at the show.  I hope everyone who came out had fun, because I did.  it was really nice to meet all of you, and see some familiar faces as well!

tired of crappy valentine's gifts?

give your valentine the very best this year!   give them a hand made turd.   

 this friday feb 13th.  there will be some special red velvet valentine's day poops as well!  first come first serve, there is a limited quantity of hand made turds.

also a belt buckle release, and plush apples too!

543-b south raymond, pasadena, CA. 91105

feb. 13th 7-10 pm

drinks and snacks!      see you at the workshop!

presidential poop

I didn't do this, not sure who did, but it is pretty cool. this is the link click here.

 thanks dave for the link, and if you made this too. 

pick your poop, pick a part....ASS-essorize!

friday feb. 13th at the switcheroo workshop.

more details to come. and special releases on that day.

switcheroo workshop, 543-B south raymond, pasadena, CA 91105

jan 20th 2009

today is such a great day, we have a new president! my eyes have been peeled to the TV watching all the inauguration events.    GO OBAMA!!

tea time for turd

and some crumpets too please.  

poop on the table?  where are your manners!

2009!

Bowel Bandito welcomes everyone to a new year!

what will you find at the end of the rainbow? perhaps a load of crap.

rainbow photo in santa barbara CA.