other turds are just crap, burgerlog doodie dolls are the sh!t!
i will not be at the con, but my sh!t will. 'stink eye' limited edition hand made dung with eye patches. only available at the cardboard spaceship booth # 4737
MAGNA TURDS! made of velvet with bedazzled jewled eyes! goes where other turds only dream of. with a magnet inside they can stick to your fridge or other surfaces.
individallly packaged, hand made, and only at cardboard spaceship. I might sell them in the burgerlog shop later.
all turds were shipped out today, thank you to all who snached them up. I will have another batch in august if anyone missed out. have a pooptacular weekend!