mega turd x-mas

burgerlog wishes you a very seasoned greeting!the stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that st. nick would leave a log there!

lucky turd

all the turds are gone form my shop, but those of you who are interested, cardboard spaceship has 6. (including the one pictured here, and other non-turd plush of mine as well) I hope to make another batch of turds before valentine's day!

thanks to all who adopted doodies, they will be shipped out before the end of this week. I think there will be lots of poop filled stockings this year!
oh, and today is my moms birthday! so happy birthday to my mom!

TURDSDAY is here now

........with fun military inspired namesREAD THIS BEFORE PURCHACING TURDS:

after making a turd purchace, the paypal screen will give you an option to either go back to burgerlog, or do something else... you MUST CHOOSE GO BACK TO BURGERLOG for your transaction to be complete.
new turds available in the poop shop now.

tomorrow is turdsday

NEW turds will be released in the poop shop tomorrow! 12/11

fertalizer

brown makes the green grow.
 NEW turds will be in the shop next week.

fecies fish!

TRUE: "Tilapia eat the poop and undigested droppings of other farmed fish."
click on the above sentence to learn more about the fecal eating fish.
there are lots of other in depth articles on the internet about how these fish are raised in ponds full of turds, which they poop out, and then eat right back up!
that could become your next meal!

if anyone is interested in getting there hands on a turd right now, gallery hana hou in NY has 3.

the mummy poo rises....

out of the depths of the deepest toilets, rises a stench so foul! these pictures were submitted by akira, who was the winner of the 'pooetry' contest. akira went all out and really turned his pooem into a live recreation! all wrapped up nice and tight to preserve the stench, and girth.

mummy poo in his homeland.

sitting on the pharo's throne.
that could only be an egyptian toilet, look at the water painted underneath!

and of course the most famous vegas game ever, CRAPS!!
thanks for the pictures andy!!

poopy thanksgiving to all!

poop lagoon

I think there are some turds in there already!
new poos will be in the shop by early december.

poop on... the beach

and the winners of the "pooetry contest" are:
Akira 1st place winner
Geekbooteek "Runny-up!"
thank you to all who participated, the pooems were all very good!
hopefully burgerlog will have more 'win a turd' contests in the future!

BOWEL BANDITO!

tearing up your colon with an AK-47!thanks to the folks who entered the "pooetry contest" all of them are so good!! we are still deliberating who the winner will be. and I think there will be a "runny-up" prize too. so hang tight, and the results will be announced soon!

burgerlog interview

burgerlog has been interviewed by andy over at TOYSREVIL.
thanks andy!

POOETRY CONTEST

write your best poem about poo, and win a turd!
(the turd in this picture)
CELEBRITY guest blogger judges for this contest are: Brianne, and Chris!!

the theme of this contest is poo & halloween.
rules: contest starts today, and ends in 2 weeks on oct. 31st at midnight. write you best 'pooem' in the comments section below. your pooem will be judged, keep it PG.
a winner will be announced after the contest is done. good luck!

muddy swirl

I've been finding some pretty good signs in northern CA.
muddy swirl located on filmore st. in SF.
there will defiantely be a turd named after this.stay tuned to burgerlog this week for a contest, it's your chance to WIN A TURD!

Burgerlog goes to Hawaii!!

poop on a beach, this is at Hanauma bay.

refreshing breeze

this big waterfall skidmark is at the audubon wildlife preserve.

poop at the end of a rainbow, waikiki.

firmly packed

thanks to all you poo lovers, your turds were shipped out yesterday, and should arrive soon. I will be making another batch of turds before the holiday season- if you want to put a poop in someones stocking this year. also I will be having 'turd contests' coming up, with opportunities to WIN A TURD! stay tuned to burgerlog for more info!
anyone who has a burgerlog turd is encouraged to send in a picture, and I will post it here.

new poos

new poos are available in the shop now.

log jammed

NEW poos are dropping to the shop tomorrow, oct. 2nd!

by the poower of grayskull

where is she-ra when you need her?
I think this turd can take on these two guys, what do you think?
this picture was sent in by ben! thanks for the picture ben.
if you have a burgerlog turd send in your pictures, and I will post them here!

annapoo

an indian restaurant in sunnyvale CA. NO, I did not eat there.
yes this is real!
NEW POOS are coming to the shop at the end of september,
stay tuned for the exact dropping date.

grey poup on, and brown poop on!

poop on the table, and in your mustard.
at 'rudy's can't fail cafe.'

tammy turd on vacation pt. #2

tammy pictures from her trip continue:
tammy turd is doing what all turds like to do... hide.

now it's time for a bath, tammy turd is so filthy! you would be filthy too if you were a turd!

tammy turd next to lil' sprout, someplace in the midwest of USA!

tammy turd has made a new friend, and they are both the same color. maybe tammy turd would like to help this poo bear do his job.

horse manure.


thanks again for the pictures tammy!

tammy turd takes a vacation

my friend tammy, (for whom I named the tammy turd after) has sent in pictures of tammy turd on her most recent trip.....


tammy turd wakes up in a strange place.... and there is poop on the bed!

lets get that morning mud brewing!

ding, it's ready!

time to wake up with a steaming cup of thick mud!

lets keep that sh!t safe!!!
there are more pictures of the tammy turd adventures coming soon... so stay tuned.
thanks for the pictures tammy!!

poop on the rocks

...with a twist, and a pinch.

dutch oven

dutch oven cookin' up somthing warm..... and after the stinky steam...
one of these little nuggets is sure to follow.

highly flammable

if your logs have a high gassy content they will float.

ninja turds... for the ninja show

silent but deadly assassins.the second annual ninja show at gallery nucleus. opening reception aug. 11th 6-11pm. the show runs through sep. 3rd. there are too many artists to count participating in this show.
maybe these are teenage mutant ninja turds.

paco poo at the comic con

these pictures were submitted by Poop lover Kristen! she went to the san diego comic con.. and just look at all the nerds she and paco poo witnessed!


CRAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, A REAL BUTT PIRATE READY TO SWAB THE POOP DECK.


POOPER MARIO BROTHERS.


SOME LITTLE KIDDIES .... maby dropped off at the pool.



DARTH VADER. EPISODE POO, REVENGE OF THE SHIT.


thanks for all the pictures kristen and andy!

when irish turds are smiling

this image comes all the way across the sea! JD smith sent in these pictures

of his turd GOOPY in ireland!!!

hooray for pub poo! I think I see molly malone back there! (not really)

I hope he'll send in a pic from the UK some day too. thanks for the pic JD!

ipoo

this photo was sent in by tirui. she says this ipoop is looking for her mail order husband!

yep she's surfing for a steamy date for sure!! maybe she is organizing her smear campaign.

thanks for the pic tirui!!