turtle heads in a pear tree

12 turds of x-mas:

on the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me,

twelve dung heaps drumming

eleven poopers pooping

ten stools a leaping

nine doodies dancing

eight chocolate stars

seven sh!ts a swimming

six pinched loafs

five golden turds!

four muddy ropes

three french farts

two turtle heads

and a poop in a butt tree.

happy holidays from burgerlog!

ripe and ready for plucking

the dingle berries have ripened to perfection- nice and juicy!! they grow in a cluster because dingleberries like to hang around tight places. sometimes dingleberries are often flushed out of their natural habitat. seasons greetings!

hanging DINGLEBERRIES!

these are red and green hanging dingleberries. I think you can make a pie out of them.

tiny DINGLEBERRIES

the holidays are approching quickly. this tiny little dingleberry
shrub will grow into a huge ripe bush full of dingleberries just in time for christmas eve!

soul mates

soft and smooth, creamy fudge- swirled to perfection.

brown baby!

grass pooper

sometimes poops get a special friend. this one took a liking to a grasshopper.

my friend kristen did a super job priming the grasshopper for his close-up!
he is missing a leg.... but that's ok!

Pooty in Pink....

or Pretty in Poop??

(december in california people!)

Ferocious Feces!

rabid! with sharp corn teeth! watch out for this guy in your neighborhood.

FUDGE FACTORY

firmly packed.
homemade w/ nuts. also from my grandmother's recipe.