tuesday's turd.....

if you examine him closely, you can see the undigested corn. I think I made this one last year.

sunday's stool.....on monday

one stop poop shop...is OPEN

the one stop poop shop
"it's hot and steamy!" after many requests from people, it is now possible to get my doodies on-line! this has all been made possible by my good friend matt, who has an extensive knowledge of intricate web coding, and also a keen expertise for poop technology. after my attempt to make a poop shop within blogger using only HTML failed, it was matt's genius idea to create an online poop shop using PHP. thanks a HEAP matt! this dung's for you!

he is crying because it's a curse of "painful diarrhea in the middle of the night!"

doodoo head

sometimes I have been known to make other things besides turds, but that is not the point of this blog! here is something fitting........... and a closeup of the poop hair

excrement

flora and fauna the fecies sisters.

a poop in the bush....

...is worth two in the hand.

friday fecies

poop of paradise.

ladybug poo

angry turd!

this guy might give you a crazy bout of ring sting!

happy POO year!

I have been looking for a 'BeDazzler' but I didn't want to pay $90 on e-bay. last week while I was fabric shopping in downtown LA, I found it! only $11. stay tuned for some sparkling sh!ts!

this one is made out of luxurious velvet, so soft and smooth...
here is a close up of the BeDazzled eyes!! sparkley!!