artsy fartsy

thank you to everyone who comments on burgerlog, I read each one, and am very delighted by they joyous postings! and if you don't comment, but still look at burgerlog, I hope it makes you smile when you see a poop smiling back at you.

I can hear the dingleberries ringing!

have yourself a merry little holiday season. may it be brown and full of surprises. I made this turd about 3 years ago, but it looks like I just dropped him off today! this photo is courtesy of the owner who proudly hangs it on her tree every year.

haPOO holidays to all!

Welcome to New York Shitty!

I carried this turd around with me one day. most poos only travel to the sewer, this one got to fly in a plane, without getting flushed.

in a POO YORK minute!

I spent last week in new york & scoured the garment district for new fabrics, and notions. it was a success! NY is a great place for poo inspiration.

HARRY POOPER!

and the Chamber Pot of Secretionsor

Hairy Pooper and the Gobbler of Fecies!

missing poo!

I have been informed this doodie has been poo-napped from it's rightful owner. this is an act of terrorism, and the thief will be severely punished.

tammy turd

soft and swirlie!

stink pile

devil's finger

spicy with corn!

hairy turd

old banana!

happy thanksgiving!

a cornucopia of poo.

poo hat

so you too can be a sh!t- head!

executive dipsh!ts

I have been dealing with a lot of high powered turds lately. turds that think they know it all, and crap-heads that really enforce power without knowing what they want. I really hope you all get painful diarrhea in the middle of your next
bull-sh!t meetings.

santa's babies 2004

these were last years droppings. some are smooth, some are chunky, some have a pinch, but they all make a plop.

carrot poo

this smooth softie reminds us, young and old, to eat our vegetables!

formal fecies

this is formal fecies. he is all dressed up with a bow tie. infact he is so fancy, he is on display at a fancy art gallery.

.....and this is formal fecies, hand in hand with donut doodie. they make such a cute couple!
you might have noticed these doodie designs in the previous sketch post.

poo sketches

these are realistic renderings for future use. I will soon make these into plush poo creatures.

old poo

this poo is so old, he has become white and petrified. the blurred image makes him have a ghost-like quality.
here he is with his good friend blu-cheese.

cat poo

this is the very first poo I made. he is very soft and fuzzy. I think he has found a good friend.

sleeping poo

this is one of santa's babies!
the card reads:
santa had to make room for all the milk and cookies, so he pinched out a perfect present just for you.

santa's babies

these are some doodiesI made for a craft fair in 2003. I will be posting doodies from 2004, and also images from my new 2005 doodies soon.

turtle head

isn't he cute!

sketches

it's me!

hello

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